"The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing."

"There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last."

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."

"Sometimes questions are more important than answers."

"The whole point of Christianity is that everyone in the world, from Charles Manson to Mother Teresa, deserves to go to hell."

"Human beings must be known to be loved; but Divine beings must be loved to be known."

"Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't."

"Life is a long lesson in humility."

"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me";"

"Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well."