"My son is now an "entrepreneur." That's what you're called when you don't have a job."

"Every few seconds it changes - up an eighth, down an eighth -it's like playing a slot machine. I lose $20 million, I gain $20 million..."

"It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech."

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."

"What's the subject of life - to get rich? All of those fellows out there getting rich could be dancing around the real subject of life."

"Today is a... digital incarnation of Oz - the Internet - we are a motley group of fools from lions to scarecrows, learning from each other, making and taking responsibility for our decisions, and having fun as we skip down the yellow brick road of investing together!"

"Wise are those who learn that the bottom line doesn't always have to be their top priority."

"This isn't just a legal compliance issue for us. We consider the privacy issue to be an opportunity to reinforce our brand image."

"Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible."

"Nothing so conclusively proves a man's ability to lead others as what he does from day to day to lead himself."