"The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it."

"Why does a person even get up in the morning? You have breakfast, you floss your teeth so you'll have healthy gums in your old age, and then you get in your car and drive down I-10 and die. Life is so stupid I can't stand it."

"Wars and elections are both too big and too small to matter in the long run. The daily work - that goes on, it adds up."

"People living deeply have no fear of death."

"He who has a why to live can bear almost any how."

"Life is a cement trampoline."

"In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular."

"The Bible is literature, not dogma."

"When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out."

"If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No.""