"Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?"

"To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so."

"Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on."

"Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers."

"What do we want our kids to do? Sweep up around Japanese computers?"

"Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living."

"There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer."

"Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked."

"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."

"The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little."